Monday, December 06, 2004

It is still weeks until Christmas and I am already over it just a little. I think it was the psycho elves at Santa's Kingdom, but it may be the Christmas Carols playing over and over in every shop you walk in to, or the crazy Christmas shoppers clogging up the city. What used to be a simple task to pop down to the shops at lunchtime has become impossible. Bah Humbug.

We had Mr R's Christmas part on Saturday night, the highlight of which was the joke in my Christmas bon bon.
Q: What did one angle say to the other angle?

(I interrupt this joke to tell you that I thought I knew the answer to this one - the afficianado of bad Christmas bon bon jokes that I am - so here I am thinking "Ha, the old angle joke, my maths teacher used to love this one! The answer is - I'll meet you at the corner"

A: "Halo There"

Yeah, it had me baffled until I realised that the bloody joke had a spelling mistake. Whoever proof reads these jokes really needs a holiday. The truth probably is that there is some unfortunate typist in a Chinese factory trying to make up jokes in English - take a break little Chinese person - you need it.

The good news is that I have mostly finished my Christmas Shopping, except for Mr R. He is usually no problem to buy for as he never shops himself, but I am a little stumped this year. This could result in a mad panic on Christmas Eve, which will whittle away any Christmas Cheer I have left. Dear Santa, I'm looking for inspiration (and a big red scooter). Love Sarah


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