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Monday, November 15, 2004

Who Weekly Warning - A Community Service Announcement

Sometimes, you can be quietly sitting at your desk, nibbling on your lunch time foccacia, leafing through your secret (unless you publish it on the internet) trashy "Who Weekly" magazine, catching up on celebrity gossip, finding out what the real story is with Jessica and Nick, laughing at the supposedly party animal ways of Prince Harry, when an idle flick of the page reveals something that should have come with a warning. I speak, with much trepidation, about the publishing of a picture of Tara Reid's left b*r*e*a*s*t. Nobody should have to look at this in their trashy magazine! People are trying to eat their lunch! Ewwwww.

The page before this page should have printed a sign "WARNING - THE NEXT PAGE IS NOT SAFE FOR READING WHILST INNOCENTLY EATING YOUR LUNCH, YOU MAY BE PUT OFF AND AS A RESULT BE VERY HUNGRY AT 5PM"

I'm thinking of hundreds of scenarios when innocent people are going to be hurt by this page of Who Weekly. The lady on the train flicks through the mag, gets to this page, falls off her seat in shock at the horribleness of it all and is badly injured. The nice old man in the Doctors waiting room, already unwell and nauseous, gets to this page and throws up everywhere. It is just wrong, wrong, wrong. And she has a very strange looking nipple. All of you are now warned, so don't come crying to me when you turn that page and you just feel all weird and uncomfortable for the next few hours at the sheer horror of it all.



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